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Wife Tales – Funny Jokes on Wives

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Wife Tales

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The Mafia wants either your money or life…
The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
With FOUR things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighbourhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.

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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes,
She sees the person she love the most;
And when a man does that…
The slide show begins.

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It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
but just one woman to make a Happy Home —
A good maid!

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
But my wife is the queen of them.

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