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Pappu: can I have a bite of your dairy milk??

Girl: kya me aapko janti hoon???

Boy: jaldi de na drame mat kar abhi samne vali dukan se tez mirchi wala samose kha kar aaya hoon…!!

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Pappu in Hotel: Main

yaha nahi rahunga

Mere paise wapas karo

Itna chotta room? na he

koi khidki na he koi

balkoni??

Mujhe jaanwar samjha h

kya?

Waiter: Mere Baap, Upar

chal, yeh LIFT hai….

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Pappu : sir meri patni mere saath baahar

jaana chaahti hai.

chhutti chahiye.

Boss : chhutti nahin milegi

..

.

Pappu : thank u so much sir ji..

mai jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi

kaam aayenge…

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Judge -tumhari aakhri khwaish..

Mujrim Pappu- sabse pehle to aap ki beti se shaadi, blackbery bold, apple iphone, 100 crore rs

US ka visa, 2 saal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche

jo aapko nana nana or mujhe papa papa kahe,

or main unki shaadi krwa dun, uske baad aap

jo bhi faisla doge mujhe manzoor hoga..

Judge – zor se haste hue (jumps on table)

baba ji ka ghanta le le, meri koi beti hi nahi

hai, taang do kamine ko….

ha ha ha ..

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Ek baar jackie chan ki biwi mar gayi

Pappu ko pata nahi chala ki wo usse kya kahe???

Phir bahut der sochne ke baad bola,”

Hota hai yaar chinese thi aur kitne din chalti???

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Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh

Mang ne Gaya,

Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya

Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe

De De Baba”

Baccha:” Main baba Nahi Beta

Hoon”

Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De

Beta”

Baccha:“ Mera Naam Pappu Hai”

Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam

Par De De Pappu beta”

Baccha:“ Mera Poora Naam Pappu

Rathore Hai”

Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam

Par De De Pappu Rathore beta”

Baccha:” Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo

Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai.

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Pappu Apni Pados Ki Ladki Se: “I Love You”

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “Sorry, Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon”

Pappu Udas Ho Gaya Phir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur Bola : “Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga – Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga”

Ladki: “Ruk Ja Kamine I Love You 2“

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Ek din pappu Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha,,,

Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah(advise) Deta Hai.

Aadmi:“ Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti”

Pappu:“ Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal Ke Hai ”

Aadmi:“ Achha!!, Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai ??

Pappu:” Nahi ”

Aadmi:“ To, Phir ??

Pappu:“ Ullu k patthe,,, Wo Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai,

Teri Tarha ungilbaazi Nahi Karte”

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GirL A.T.M pe Pappu se.

Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check

krna h.

Ap meri help kr do.

Pappu ne use ek zor ki laat marta h or

ladki gir jati h

.

Pappu : tera balance to bahot khaRAb hai..

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Doctor:”Kya takleef hai.. ??

Pappu:”Seenay me Bohot dard ho Raha hai.

Doctor:”Cigrett­e Peety ho..??

Pappu:”

Han Par

“Gold Flake”hi Mangwana…

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Maa:”Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata ??

Pappu:”Yo Mom Its Fashion

Maa:”Woh To Thik He Par Log Teri Behen K Liye rishte leke Aate Hai or Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate hai…:

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Pappu Topi bechne wala ped k niche

araam kar raha tha.

Kuch Bandar uski topiya uthakar le

gaye.

Pappu Topiwale ko apne Dada ki sunai

kahani yaad aayi.

Or usne apni 1 topi utha k fek di.

1 Bandar aaya,

Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD maar k bola:”Saale tu kya sochta hai Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi suna k gaya”

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Pappu ne Car ke niche ek kutte ko letate hua dekha,

To kutte ko ek dum se kheecha aur bola

Bahar nikal,

Bada aaya

“MECHANICAL ENGINEER”…!!

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Santa train ke toilet mein susu kar raha tha. Saamne likha tha:

Oopar mat dekhna

Santa se raha na gaya…..usne oopar ki taraf dekha…..wahan likha tha:

Manega nahi bhenchod

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“Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye?”

Santa: “Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banayi Thi”

Doctor: “To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete”

Santa: “Ji, Wahi To Kiya Tha“

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“Barish hue bheeg gaye hum”

“Barish hue bheeg gaye hum”

Fir kya

,

“Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum”!.

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Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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Police ka jalwa… Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha.

Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde

pehenle teri Talaashi leni hai..

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Ek Baar Santa Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Market Gaye. Dukandaar Ne Pucha,

Dukandaar: “Aapko Kis Size Ki Chappal Chahiye, Bina Size Ke Mein Chappal Kese Dikhau?”

Santa: “Yaar Wo To Main Bhool Gaya Hoon, Aisa Karo Meri Kamar Pe Nishan Dekh Ke Andaza Laga Lo

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Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi

Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”

Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“

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First night par husband wife se bola : tum ne koi gandi picture dekhi hai ?

Wife: haan.

Husband: ok good to aaj hume waise hi karna hai

Wife: toh baaki k 2 aadmi ko tum bula rahe ho ya me bulaaun

Iss ne to gang bang dekhi thi bc

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