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Girl Of 1960 To Their Mummy
Girl :- Mummy main jeans pehen loon?
Mummy :- Nahi beshrm log kiya kahenge
Girl Of 2012 2 Their Mom
Girl :- Can i wear jeans mom?
Mom :- Pehn le meri bachchi Bhagwan ke liye kuch to pehn le.

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Ek Husband Doctor Se

Dr. saab jab main apni biwi ko kiss karta hu to uske munh se badboo aati hai.
Dr :- kamal hai jab maine check kiya tha to lipstick ki khushboo thi.

Ladki ne Major se lift mangi
raaste mei uske tabiyat kharab ho gayee
Major use hospital le gaya
Dr. bola :- Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale hain.
MAJOR ko tension huyee bola
mei is bachche ka baap nahin hoon
Ladki se poochha
wo boli Yahee is bachche ka baap hai
MAJOR ko phir tension
phir police ne Major ka medical checkup karaya
REPORT AAYEE
Mojar kabhi baap nahi ban sakta
us ne Bhagwaan ka shukar ada kya
khushi khushi bahar aya
OR PHIR SOCHA KI
Jo 4 bachche ghar par hein wo kiske hain.

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Teacher Student Se
Teacher :- Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hoon aur 1 tum do
Techer :- main sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student :- Aapko vehem tha, hai or rahega

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Chota Bachcha Apni Maa Se
CHOTA BABY :- MUMI MUMI JAB MEIN RAAT KO SU SU KARNE GAYA TAB BATHROOM KI LIGHT APNE AAP JAL GAI.
MUMI :- HARAMJADE TU PHIR FREEZE ME SU SU KAR KE AA GAYA…

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Very Funny Joke
Kal Karay So Aaj Kar
Aaj Karay So Ab
Wah
Wah
Bohat Umda
Kal Karay So Aaj Kar
Aaj Karay So Ab
Abe Karta Hi Rahay Ga To Dhoye Ga Kab.

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Ek Student Apne Class Teacher Se
Student :- Sir, kisi ko aise kaam ki saza di ja sakti hai jo us ne kiya hi na ho?
Sir :- Nahi Beta!
Boy :- To Sir maine home work nahi kiya

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Patient Doctor Se Kehta Hai
Mareez :- Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gai Hai,
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.
Hakim :- Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum Par Upar Wale Ki Rehmat hai.

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Ek Doctor Mareez Ki Bivi Se Bola
Doctor :- Tumhaare Husband Ko Aaram Aur Sukoon Ki Zaroorat Hai,
Ye Neend Ki Goliyan De Raha Hoon.
Wife :- Kis Samey Deni Hain?
Doctor :- Ye Inke Liye Nahin Tumhaare Liye Hain.

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Santa Apni Biwi Ko Maar Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Puchaa :- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ?
Santa :- Docter Ne Kaha Hai, Isko Dawai Koot Ke Deni Hai…

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