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Patni(Bade pyaar se): Chicken bana du aap ko aaj?

Pati: Nahin, mein insaan hi theek hu!

Badi aai jadugarni!

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Ye jo tum har Ladki ki DP me Nice pic likhte

firte ho na, ise hi shastro me Vasna kaha gya hai!

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Chaar cheejain jo khatam hone pe bahut takleef deti hain!

1. Dosti

2. Paisa

3. Pyaar

4. Ravivaar

Aakiri wala toh rula hi deta hai

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Bal safed karne me zindagi nikal jati hai!

kale to adhe ghante me ho jate hai!

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Pehla Pyar aur Last Exam dono ke liye admi kabhi

dhang se tyar nahi ho pata!

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Google aur Doctor ko saf-saf bat batani chahiye,

nahi to… ulte-pulte result samne ate hai!

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Bina bat ke ladai aur medical ki padai jyadatar

Ladkiya hi karti hai!

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Bijli,pani,petrol ke dam to koi bi # sarkar

kam karwa sakti hai

koi in ?#?ladkiyo? ke nakhre kam karwaye to

baat bne

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